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Topic: FORGOT VALENTINES DAY!!!
4TRUE Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 8	Thu 02/14/08 09:50 AM
Ed was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day! His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed hasn't been seen since.

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OMG~!

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LOL

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WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Thu 02/14/08 10:11 AM
good one

gardenforge Joined Tue 01/16/07 Posts: 1322	Thu 02/14/08 11:21 AM
Ed will never be seen again either

ellgee1976 Joined Sat 10/28/06 Posts: 7296	Thu 02/14/08 11:54 AM
lmao they're stil lookin for Ed's body

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PWNED!

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