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| Topic: Anyone have any good pickup lines? | |
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Hey just a general poll but what are some of your best pick up lines? Figure i might "borrow a couple of them". Some of my best are: "I may not be Fred Flintstone but i can sure make your Bed Rock." And the all time classic "Damn, you got a phat ass!!!!" LOL. What do you think, other then no wonder this guy is still single hahahaha
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my guy friend always tells me pickup lines, lol.
I think they are silly. |
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Tell them what you did to the last one that said no (just not the part about stuffing them in your closet and waiting till morning to dig a hole for them)
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"you think it's impressive now, this cold sore is just getting started"
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wanna make like laundry soap and snuggle
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I had a girl say this to me on Sat. "your pe nis is under arrest come with me"
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you know what i like about you? my arms.
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Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package?
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"I'm like Sprite, I can obey your thirst"
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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
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i am an american express lover. you should not go home without me.
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My current favorite is on this profile:
http://www.justsayhi.com/user/view/447644 'Can I buy you a fish sandwich, or perhaps you'd just like to see... the goods' What woman can refuse that? Note: Careful.. rated pg13 page. |
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the american express line got me a date.
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I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you. |
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You are under arrest for pe nal code 69. You have the right to remove your clothing
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Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
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Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. screw you tool I was a grunt in the Army and I have seen hell the last pick up line you heard was "Sir the quaters don't go in that slot" |
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This one get's 'em everytime..
Fyi, I'm _______ and fyi, you're cute! |
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You, me? Me, you?
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I told this one to a woman over at Long John Silver and she screwed up my friends order...... If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
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