Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years .... maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Gee and I thought was just the Beer.....silly me..

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Laughs......thats the truth!

females are refereeing a boxing match between testosterone and estrogen 24/7

Ohhhhhhhhh how true shshshshh lucky

i've known a few men to be depressed..but its true. seems more women suffer from it then men..

it left out that men don't have PMS!! We REALLY don't enjoy being crabby!

Man, im so down today, and been crying and feeling so down and out, man life is sooooooo saddddd, i just want to crawl in a hloe and call it my space, oh,,,im sorry....
What was the question??







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You do make some GREAT points..

Hmmmm...

What is sad tho I have met a few men that were more depressed than any women I have ever met

men have there own pms, its different lol

lmfao..men would not be able to handle PMS..better yet having a baby..they r big babies when it comes to pain..LOL..why do u think god chose us to have the babies...LOL

Men may not have Periods but they DO have their own time of the month!

Ever had a kidney stone, I have, and they say it is about the same as far as pain goes. If so I certainly feel sory for all women having labor pains

Hi Kenneth..yes i've known people to have kidney stones and it is very painful

I have chronic PMS...yup you guessed it:
Putting up with Mens' $hit.

Next life I wanna come back as a man and live on easy street....

I ended up in the emergency room not know what was wrong with me, and the doctor came in and said well we know what the problem is...You have a kidney stone.
I said well can I pass it? He said I dont think so it's about the size of a golf ball.
Man I was in so much pain