If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off you’re butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bast*rd.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something or what did you do now
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.


Just trying to help ya guys
Cooly

ok guys just don't get the idea that all girls are that way. alot may be but I for one am not.

hmmmmmm...wellllllllll.....hmmmmmm, nah, not gonna say it,

cool...the -'s and the +'s....

had 2 do it thought i heard crikets earlier
not anymore

awwww Cooly, I never called you a wimp.....

shhh ya wasn't suppose to tell anyone I needed a shoulder to cry on

oh, I wasn't talking about that time...i was talking about that night when we were alone and you said......

well, never mind...no need to air dirty laundry here.....lmao

WOW you hit it right on the NAIL

If a man reads this
and thinks it true
he'll take that path
his hole life through

If he turns his cheek
he will see
take a peek
it wasn't ME

We are not the same
outside or in
some of us just
bear it and grin

thanks jeff

hey i think i still need to do some laundry, way to much starch in my shorts still

goes both ways dear....

Very true.

That was cool! Offends some though.

yep, gives us all things to think about