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Man with hand in pocket.......feel cocky all day |
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Man with hand in pocket.......feel cocky all day |
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget...
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how about this one...man who places hand in pocket to realize that he lost 2000 dollars...dont feel two grand
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Man with hand in pocket.......feel cocky all day |
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man who stand on toilet must be high on pot!
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man go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
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Man who go through airport turnstile sideways....Going to Bangkok
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Virginity like a bubble. One pop and it's gone.
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man go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger lol |
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...neighbor with telescope knows lots about uranus
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Man who kiss Madamx on lips, feel lucky all day
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...neighbor with telescope knows lots about uranus Thats great...lmao |
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Man who kiss Madamx on lips, feel lucky all day he didnt say that you silly ass |
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I did, you silly goose
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man who stand on toilet must be high on pot! |
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By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
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