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| Topic: I nead sum help with my porfile | |
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I nead sum help with my porfile...
It's becommin apparint that no wommens kin handle as much man as me. The combonation of handy feller and ruggid good looks with the dash of rowmantic is skeerin' off da babes. So what does I do in this sitiation? Shuld I kinda tone down my porfile so's to not be so intimidaten? Shuld I talk more about trakter pulls an' leather undershorts an' wesson oil an' plastic wrap an' other rowmantic stuff like that? Or shuld I just say da hell with it all an' take my sister up on her offer? |
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Or you could...you know...assume we wouldn't buy this. :)
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that was pretty funny though
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that was pretty funny though What was purty funny?!? You laughin at my dilemma or my porfile?!? Thanks a lot fer makin' fun of a poor lonly feller!  bunch of miserable jerks anyway... don't know why I bother... 
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if you'd stop bangin my pig, you would have more time for them women!
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Or you could...you know...assume we wouldn't buy this. :) I ain't a'gonna bother trying to 'splain it to enyone who don't get it... . . |
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oh leave the poor name alone lol mister all country here desirves a chance at love to ya know.
 but dude if u wouldnt talk like that u might actually catch someones eye.... just a suggestion anyways 
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Thu 01/03/08 06:08 PM
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golly ding dang I buy it...and I jst got me one fine question mr......will ya'all just mury me.....and we kin gt rid of ur perfile altgether.......
mury me pleezzze\\ But my possum louie has to be part of the prenup.......he mine mr. |
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oh leave the poor name alone lol mister all country here desirves a chance at love to ya know. but dude if u wouldnt talk like that u might actually catch someones eye.... just a suggestion anyways Uhh.... again... I ain't a'gonna bother trying to 'splain it to enyone who don't get it... . . |
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well ya'all are missin out on one fine fella
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golly ding dang I buy it...and I jst got me one fine question mr......will ya'all just mury me.....and we kin gt rid of ur perfile altgether....... mury me pleezzze\\ But my possum louie has to be part of the prenup.......he mine mr. Now you knows them cats ain't never gonna git along with my houn' dogs! We's obvusly imcompatable! |
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oh leave the poor name alone lol mister all country here desirves a chance at love to ya know. but dude if u wouldnt talk like that u might actually catch someones eye.... just a suggestion anyways Uhh.... again... I ain't a'gonna bother trying to 'splain it to enyone who don't get it... . . uhhh what are we missing then oh so mister wonderful? |
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Edited by
AaronZ
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Thu 01/03/08 06:19 PM
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do da sister, granpa all redeyed it fur ya.
I want sloppy seconds!!! |
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 the wonderful spelling!!! Keep it up!!!
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do da sister, granpa all redeyed it fur ya. I want sloppy seconds!!!  Truly a sick and unbalanced individual...
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What language are you speakinig??
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