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Waal Shute!
Nobudy cain't help me nun with my porfile?? Dang... guess I just gonna talk to my sister then... |
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Edited by
photogirl
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Tue 01/08/08 04:31 PM
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Poor Aaron:
First I would quickly send him off to boarding school. Then after, off to college where he could study dentistry to help with your almost perfect smile.. There he could meet a nice young woman that he is not related to. Other then that, your profile seems pert neer perfect! |
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Dude, where is your "Al Borlund" pic?
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lmao!!!
ok bonus points for humor!! lol |
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Good one Bro,lol
if you'd stop bangin my pig, you would have more time for them women! |
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you need to post more
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I think today would be a GOOD day to get more profile reviews.
While everyone is warmed up and in the mood... C'mon, tell me whut ya REELY think of my porfile heer! |
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How cume nobudy wantz to hep me wif my porfile enymoor?
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aaah my stomach hurts from the laughter.
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LOL You only get a 7 on originality but hey it is still funny Sweeeet Thang! ROFLMBO. Nitey Bye ya'all.
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Needs more cat pictures.
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I nead sum help with my porfile... It's becommin apparint that no wommens kin handle as much man as me. The combonation of handy feller and ruggid good looks with the dash of rowmantic is skeerin' off da babes. So what does I do in this sitiation? Shuld I kinda tone down my porfile so's to not be so intimidaten? Shuld I talk more about trakter pulls an' leather undershorts an' wesson oil an' plastic wrap an' other rowmantic stuff like that? Or shuld I just say da hell with it all an' take my sister up on her offer? Maybe there's a cattle show at the feed store
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weel hows bout for starters if yus gonna talk like us hillbillies. yus gotta git sum un who knos what thays talkin bout. likes me. is frum way back in these here woods. but yu gettin there boy.
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Edited by
Jistme
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Tue 02/05/08 08:00 AM
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I'd say you just need to leave your profile alone.. That ain't the issue!
You live in the wrong place. Try the bayous of Southeastern Louisiana or maybe the hill country of West Virginia? Learn to play the banjo.. That always helps. I think I found a movie clip with the spawn of your grandfather/ uncle/cousin twice removed and your grandmother/aunt/stepsister. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE Edit: Also.. you could take a page from this guy's book. He's in W Virginia. He could be a relative! http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/77885 |
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I agree. Your profile is fantabulous and you're a real hottie to boot. Heck, I think I might jist kick Jist to the curb for the chance of kissing you, with those teeth. Ummmm hmmmm. Ohhhh. Ahhhh. Yummy.
I live in northeasten Ohio.... but you could take day trips down south to feel more at home, although the county fair here has some awesome tractor pulls and of course, deep fried everything and wife beaters galore..... True eye candy! Ohhh... Wistful look. 
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I just knew it was only a matter of time before I got beat out by some hillbilly.
I hope you two have many ummm..whatever you might call them there.. parallel spawn? Crap.. I bought two tickets to a John Cougar Mellencamp concert/ Monster truck/ Stripper contest in Kentucky next month, I was going to surprise lilith with... Anyone interested? |
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Mebbee Aaronzdad be having a cousant you'd be liking. We could all go doubles and get set up reel nice in the double wide in his sister's friend's baby momma's ex-boyfriend's mother-in- law's boyfriend's backyard. Well, at least til the foreclosure goes through.
Ummm.... I'd see you at the stripper contest regardless, love. I entered and already have my number and registration confirmation. I found it on the "one tank trip" link and thought I could use the winnings for another plane ticket.... Darn, this is kind of reminiscent of the fable of the tortoise shell hair combs and the pocketwatch... hmmmm? Maybe more romantic?
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Awww hell Jist! I'se a goin' to that thar hoedown alreddy. Gotta suport my sister as she defends her crown from last yeer ya know?
But lil mebbe you kin hep me figger somethin else out?? Hows come wommen keep callin' my ears "handles"?? What ar they talkin' 'bout? 
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sos wes can grab hold and ride hun
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sos wes can grab hold and ride hun But I jest don't unnerstan! I'se sposed to be sum kind of horsey ride an you gonna pull on the reins or sumthin?? Jus' leeve me outta that weird pre-vert stuff! |
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