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Topic: I nead sum help with my porfile
txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Tue 02/05/08 09:43 AM
sos wes can grab hold and ride hun But I jest don't unnerstan! I'se sposed to be sum kind of horsey ride an you gonna pull on the reins or sumthin?? Jus' leeve me outta that weird pre-vert stuff! not horsies bebe yus. wes want to rides yu. strandlin yer worm.

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Tue 02/05/08 09:48 AM
YEW SICK BUNCH OF COMMIE PRE-VERTS !! Leave me OUT of yer weird furnicashuns!

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Tue 02/05/08 09:50 AM
YEW SICK BUNCH OF COMMIE PRE-VERTS !! Leave me OUT of yer weird furnicashuns! oughta tri it afore yus knock it

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Tue 02/05/08 10:06 AM
Ummm.... I'd see you at the stripper contest regardless, love. I entered and already have my number and registration confirmation. I found it on the "one tank trip" link and thought I could use the winnings for another plane ticket... You'll never make any money there.. The defending champion looks like an older Merle Haggard with really big tit's.. The two runner ups had unusual bulges in their bikini bottoms and enormous beer bellies. Hows come wommen keep callin' my ears "handles"?? What ar they talkin' 'bout? Ummmm.. I hate to break it to ya.. If they have more facial hair then you they ain't women. Wait.. I forgot where you are. That is an Oregon rule of thumb... Sorry. I suppose there are other ways to tell, from what I hear...but I can't discuss them here. I'll give you a hint though. If you have a sore throat.....

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Tue 02/05/08 10:09 AM
The defending champion looks like an older Merle Haggard with really big tit's... My sister does NOT! She's got small ones! If you have a sore throat..... Damn THAT was funny!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 02/05/08 10:10 AM
YOU NEED A MONKEY PIC DUDE

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/05/08 10:12 AM
Oh my. This is bad. Cars on blocks. Home on wheels. Wifecousin on stilettos. Chicken lites on the babies crib.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/05/08 10:18 AM
Beer on tap looks good tho

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Tue 02/05/08 10:32 AM
PLEASE marry me! I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 02/05/08 10:38 AM
PLEASE marry me! I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep Hey, get in line. I was here first!!

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Tue 02/05/08 10:42 AM
PLEASE marry me! I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep Hey, get in line. I was here first!! teeheehee.. well Missy... you shouldn't of had that extra Pepsi (or you should have worn your Depends today) You left the line.. now NO cutsies! This man is mine

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Tue 02/05/08 10:47 AM
Hey now you wommenfolk jus' settle down out there! Thar's plenty of hump shoulder to go around! Take the gun rack off the truck baby! We're going to TOWN!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 02/05/08 10:50 AM
Light, I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard.

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Tue 02/05/08 11:09 AM
Light, I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. well...... I just don't know if I can share him.. I know it's just pure selfishness on my part... I just can't fight this feelign of wanting all of that gorgeous man to myself Then again... you sure are a pretty lady.. and I bet you are very smart too AND.. you did ask real nice Ok Lilith... if you think it'll work, let's give it a go

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Tue 02/05/08 11:13 AM
Light, I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. That's what you think.. Although the deed itself might only take 13 seconds.. You forget who you're dealing with. Talking dirty means having a conversation while sitting on a pile of fermenting chicken manure. Foreplay is 3 hours of incessant begging, then an odd fascination with your belly button.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 02/05/08 11:17 AM
YOU NEED A MONKEY PIC DUDE

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 02/05/08 11:19 AM
Ohhh, well I don't like having my belly button touched. That's a dealbreaker. Light- he's all yours. I'll jist stick, get stuck(ed) with my old man here.... Oh my god that was bad, I'm so sorry.

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Tue 02/05/08 11:22 AM
Foreplay is 3 hours of incessant begging, then an odd fascination with your belly button. Now thet ain't so! Foreplay is a twelver of beer!

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Tue 02/05/08 11:29 AM
I'll jist stick, get stuck(ed) with my old man here.. Ehhh? I couldn't hear you.. I didn't have my seein' glasses on.

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Tue 02/05/08 11:36 AM
Foreplay is a twelver of beer! all I need to know is: what brand you like honey??