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sos wes can grab hold and ride hun But I jest don't unnerstan! I'se sposed to be sum kind of horsey ride an you gonna pull on the reins or sumthin?? Jus' leeve me outta that weird pre-vert stuff! not horsies bebe yus. wes want to rides yu. strandlin yer worm. |
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YEW SICK BUNCH OF COMMIE PRE-VERTS !!
Leave me OUT of yer weird furnicashuns! |
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YEW SICK BUNCH OF COMMIE PRE-VERTS !! Leave me OUT of yer weird furnicashuns! oughta tri it afore yus knock it |
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Ummm.... I'd see you at the stripper contest regardless, love. I entered and already have my number and registration confirmation. I found it on the "one tank trip" link and thought I could use the winnings for another plane ticket... Hows come wommen keep callin' my ears "handles"??
What ar they talkin' 'bout? Ummmm.. I hate to break it to ya.. If they have more facial hair then you they ain't women. Wait.. I forgot where you are. That is an Oregon rule of thumb... Sorry. I suppose there are other ways to tell, from what I hear...but I can't discuss them here. I'll give you a hint though. If you have a sore throat..... |
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The defending champion looks like an older Merle Haggard with really big tit's... My sister does NOT! She's got small ones! If you have a sore throat..... Damn THAT was funny! |
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YOU NEED A MONKEY PIC DUDE
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Oh my. This is bad. Cars on blocks. Home on wheels. Wifecousin on stilettos. Chicken lites on the babies crib.
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Beer on tap looks good tho
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PLEASE marry me!
I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep |
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PLEASE marry me! I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep Hey, get in line. I was here first!! |
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PLEASE marry me! I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep Hey, get in line. I was here first!! teeheehee.. well Missy... you shouldn't of had that extra Pepsi (or you should have worn your Depends today) You left the line.. now NO cutsies! This man is mine |
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Hey now you wommenfolk jus' settle down out there!
Thar's plenty of hump shoulder to go around! Take the gun rack off the truck baby! We're going to TOWN! |
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Light,
I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. |
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Light, I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. well...... I just don't know if I can share him.. I know it's just pure selfishness on my part... I just can't fight this feelign of wanting all of that gorgeous man to myself Then again... you sure are a pretty lady.. and I bet you are very smart too AND.. you did ask real nice Ok Lilith... if you think it'll work, let's give it a go |
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Light, I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. That's what you think.. Although the deed itself might only take 13 seconds.. You forget who you're dealing with. Talking dirty means having a conversation while sitting on a pile of fermenting chicken manure. Foreplay is 3 hours of incessant begging, then an odd fascination with your belly button. |
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YOU NEED A MONKEY PIC DUDE |
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Ohhh, well I don't like having my belly button touched. That's a dealbreaker.
Light- he's all yours. I'll jist stick, get stuck(ed) with my old man here.... Oh my god that was bad, I'm so sorry. |
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Foreplay is 3 hours of incessant begging, then an odd fascination with your belly button. Now thet ain't so! Foreplay is a twelver of beer! |
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I'll jist stick, get stuck(ed) with my old man here.. Ehhh? I couldn't hear you.. I didn't have my seein' glasses on. |
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Foreplay is a twelver of beer! all I need to know is: what brand you like honey?? |
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