Women are in Control- seriously!


Girls 99% of you know what I mean when I say little things, because they're important in a relationship. Why do you know? Well unlike the menfolk, you girls base many things on feelings and emotions. But men, we are visually stimulated creatures. It takes a serious kick in the ass to get it through our heads.

Most of us think that just because we told you that we loved you last week, you should be good to go for another month or two before hearing it again. That's just the way we are programmed. Blame our DNA or our X chromosome.

Now in knowing this, you females should get the hint and realize it's not our fault, it's our genetic make up right fellas? WRONG!

Feelings like those were the precursor to the end of my marriage! Not the only one mind you, but one of the many. I cannot stress just how important it is to continually tell your wife or girlfriend that you love her. Reassure her that she is the only one everyday! Don't fall into the "nod and smile" trap like I did. That's where she tells you how much she cares for you and you simply nod and smile because she's doing it in the middle of a TV show you're watching; you probably don't hear half of what she says and could probably care less. It's not as important as David Letterman doing the Top 10 ways to help a homeless prostitute. Bull****! This is your life! Your future!

There's an old adage that goes, "If mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy." And it couldn't be more true. If you don't keep your significant other somewhat happy most of the time, the foundation that your romance is built on becomes weak and eventually crumbles into dust.

It's like this, women have the power, women have control. It's simple Macroeconomics. Women have something we men want, to be blunt about it, *****. Now that we have that out there, men will do anything to get it and keep it readily available. Now if someone has a product that not widely available in your country per se', like oil. Men will go to great lengths to get it. (Sorry if I offended you by comparing the war to *****, but I'm writing on the fly) With that thing women have nestled between their legs, actual (other) wars have been started, families exiled, betrayed, etc. And why? Not actually for the ***** itself, but for the holder of the *****. And this is why women have the power.

This is why every little thing you do a woman remembers. Women are the TIVO of the human species. So in knowing this tell your woman how you feel about her everyday, she'll remember it I promise. And when she talk to her friends about you, and oh how they will. When she plays that natural TIVO she has back for them, if you're lucky it will be a romance and not a horror movie.

at least you said heads................

Unfortunately nobody has any power you don't give them.
Its really equal between men and women, but too many
wuss guys give all their power away. Women want a man.

You should say: Women are in Control- seriously! because that's my reality.

Way to put it!!!!

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now who didnt know that a p**** is a gateway to heaven an a woman is the lock...all we got is a ragedy key that only works sometime...

Does no one have a sense of humor? Don't take everything so literally!

Oh, you guys he was not being literal, but literally speaking I do have control I can make his life heaven or hell depending on how I think his life should be

yeah, A woman's happiness is dependent on what I say & do...uh, huh...ZZZZzzzzz

If it is really like that, I should become a hermit and live isolated in a mountain cave or something.

About time you figured it out!!!

Have you ever seen a woman at a shoe sale?

SHOES!!!

There's your "control".

Exactly. I couldn't have said it any better myself. It's a balance. Men shouldn't control women, but they also shouldn't roll over and let the woman control them. When a guy does that, he looks like a wuss and it kills the attraction. It may sound hard, but hey, nobody ever said life was easy.