1. You have to take out the garbage.

2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

3. No sofas in your rest rooms.

4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry.

6. James Bond movies only come out every two years.

7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours.

8. You have to wear ties.

9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

10. "Women and children first"

Why would you want to get out of jam, its tastey

Thats so awesome and sooooooooooooo true!

LOL how bout flirting your way into jam lol

by my expirience its more a womens thing

but i like Jamming things UP
Cooly

up sounds good

what goes up must cum down
but then we can always jam it up again

Cooly

what cums down must cum around?
not sure how much id like that