Topic: Bad Pickup Lines | |
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Drop down Pickup lines you've used or WANTED to use that didnt work.
Then List a pickup line that did work |
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well you know what would look good on you? ME
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Best line I ever used... "you buy me dinner and I'll cook you breakfast" hehehe
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one that didn't work, I went to breakfast with some friends and they told me to talk to the waitress, I'm shy so i don't like talking to girls in front of people. They kept telling me to talk to her, all i had to say was "are you on the menu?" oh yeah, i got the look.
the best pick up line was "hi, well see you later" then turned around and said "hi" again. |
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Damn, tore up from the floor up!!
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Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
or my personal fave..."Damn girl, you look so good, you make me wanna get ANOTHER JOB! WITH BENEFITS!!!" |
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"Gurl, u tired yet? Cuz u been runnin thru my mind all day!"
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one used on me that didnt work...made me laugh though
can i have your number i lost mine |
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heres one that was used on me...________________________________________________________
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WORST one used on me was "Wanna f*ck?" Guys NEVER use this lol FOr the love of Buddah!
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Some ass used this on me Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see.....What a dumb ass...
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Nice legs, wanna wrap them around me later?
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<licks finger, presses it to her shoulder> We really should get you out of these wet clothes...
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*Runs hand up arm* You've been felt up.
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i'm so sweet you'll get cavities.
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Hey, let's get something straight between us. . .
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Bad (but funny):
Him: I wish I were your derivative so I lay tangent to your curves Her: *walks away* Good (when approaching a group): Him: Hey girls let me get your opinion on something - My friends and I were having this discussion. Alright, I've only got a minute, so real quick. One of our friends has a girlfriend who's jealous of the fact that he's still talking to his ex. What do you think about that? Them: blah blah blah (doesn't really matter what they say here) Him: Hmm interesting. Well, it's a two part question. She discovered under his bed a box of old photos and love letters from his past relationship and she wants him to burn the box. What do you think? Them: (social hook point, excited about the drama) blah blah blah! Him: (transition to DHV and A2/A3 techniques) Oh, man. You guys are great. You're just like The View! But really? That reminds me of this story when one time I... Option 1 -> Eventually get phone number(s) and time bridge to Day 2 Option 2 -> Build more trust, then isolate and close See "Pickup Artist Secrets Revealed!" for more details. |
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did we have a date the other nite?
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