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Topic: Bad Pickup Lines
EveningKiss's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:35 PM
Drop down Pickup lines you've used or WANTED to use that didnt work. laugh

Then List a pickup line that did work glasses

Impala13's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:36 PM
well you know what would look good on you? ME

Jill298's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:37 PM
Best line I ever used... "you buy me dinner and I'll cook you breakfast" hehehe

stevenpwis's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:37 PM
one that didn't work, I went to breakfast with some friends and they told me to talk to the waitress, I'm shy so i don't like talking to girls in front of people. They kept telling me to talk to her, all i had to say was "are you on the menu?" oh yeah, i got the look.

the best pick up line was "hi, well see you later" then turned around and said "hi" again.

RealtyLady's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:38 PM
Damn, tore up from the floor up!!

cbaldwinjr's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:39 PM
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?

or my personal fave..."Damn girl, you look so good, you make me wanna get ANOTHER JOB! WITH BENEFITS!!!"

RealtyLady's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:39 PM
"Gurl, u tired yet? Cuz u been runnin thru my mind all day!"

sassyma's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:41 PM
one used on me that didnt work...made me laugh though
can i have your number i lost mine

stevenpwis's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:43 PM
heres one that was used on me...________________________________________________________

EveningKiss's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:47 PM
WORST one used on me was "Wanna f*ck?" Guys NEVER use this lol FOr the love of Buddah!


Danette_Giavanna's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:47 PM
Some ass used this on me Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see.....What a dumb ass...yawn

ZacharyRyan's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:02 PM
Nice legs, wanna wrap them around me later? :wink:

Suchendentrost's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:03 PM
laugh

JaceKnows's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:07 PM
<licks finger, presses it to her shoulder> We really should get you out of these wet clothes...

EveningKiss's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:53 PM
*Runs hand up arm* You've been felt up.

no photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:54 PM
i'm so sweet you'll get cavities.

JaceKnows's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:54 PM
Hey, let's get something straight between us. . .

no photo
Thu 01/03/08 10:18 AM
Bad (but funny):

Him: I wish I were your derivative so I lay tangent to your curves
Her: *walks away*
laugh

Good (when approaching a group):

Him: Hey girls let me get your opinion on something - My friends and I were having this discussion. Alright, I've only got a minute, so real quick. One of our friends has a girlfriend who's jealous of the fact that he's still talking to his ex. What do you think about that?

Them: blah blah blah (doesn't really matter what they say here)

Him: Hmm interesting. Well, it's a two part question. She discovered under his bed a box of old photos and love letters from his past relationship and she wants him to burn the box. What do you think?

Them: (social hook point, excited about the drama) blah blah blah!

Him: (transition to DHV and A2/A3 techniques) Oh, man. You guys are great. You're just like The View! But really? That reminds me of this story when one time I...

Option 1 -> Eventually get phone number(s) and time bridge to Day 2
Option 2 -> Build more trust, then isolate and close

See "Pickup Artist Secrets Revealed!" for more details.

no photo
Thu 01/03/08 10:28 AM
huh laugh

robinlynn42's photo
Thu 01/03/08 11:00 PM
did we have a date the other nite?

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