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*wisper*"Fat penguin"
After she says "what?" you say "Oh I just wanted to say something to break the ice." I don't use pick up lines. I certainly would NEVR use this one 
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"wanna f**k??"..(then , after the slap), "I suppose a bloj*b's outta the question?"
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My buddy walked up to an attractive woman in a bar drunk and said "hey baby, I'd really like to get in your pants!" she looked at him up and down and replied "sorry freind, one a$$hole in there is enough!"
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What your sign is my favorite because I use it constantly and get some of the creative ones, for instance
Me: whats your sign? Other person: Weight clearence 200 pounds. Other person: Slippery when wet. Other person: You must be this tall to ride. Other person: No passing zone. Other person: Warning! Trespassers wil be violated, survivors will be shot. |
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Getting one of the ones that ryhme can be painful...
T here is a ring on my finger which I'm sorry you could not see, Because now I have to introduce your crotch to my knee |
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