A man walking barefoot on Manhattan Beach stubbed his toe on something. He reached down and extracted an old arab style oil lamp from the sand. He was in the process of brushing off the sand from the find, thinking that it might fetch a few dollars on Craigslist, when he was shocked to see a Genie emerge from the artifact.

The Genie greeted him, "Congratulations, you've won a wish!".

The man replied, "Not to seem ungrateful but, isn't that traditionally three wishes?"

The Genie acknowledged, "Yes, though we've had to cut back due to Bidenomics!"

Recovering from the downgifting, the man thought for a moment and then beseeched the Genie, "I've always wanted to visit Hawaii yet, I'm scared of airplanes, and I'm always seasick on ships. Could you build a highway for me so that I may drive to Hawaii?"

The Genie while, accustomed to receiving sizeable requests, responded, "Wow, that's a biggy! Have to make it substantial enough to survive the open ocean waves plus an accommodation for shipping. Any chance that you'd consider something less involved?"

The man took a moment to reconsider the enormity of his wish and then said, "OK, how about lasting peace in the Middle East?"

The Genie turned assorted blazing colors, not unlike a squid in mating season ... then, slowly recovered his composure and meekly queried, "Would you like two lanes or four lanes on your Hawaiian causeway?"

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that's a good one

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I’ve heard this joke before and think it’s posted on here but that one involved reading a woman’s mind besides the Hawaiian highway.