When two people quarrel. Do you know what is the best way to deal with it?

Yeah, it starts with never allowing a grown woman to think of herself as a "Queen" for starters.

very good

Fight to the death is the way to deal with it

I should dress up uglier. This will make it look real lol

Dialogue

Why are you using a photo of Amouranth? Be more creative you faker.

Hahaha

Frying pans at 10 paces

Useful phrases to use when you suddenly realise you are quarrelling with a loved one:
"Are we making any improvement in our lives by this quarrel, or should I just kiss you?"
"Do we want to be yelling at one another or shall we just take turns being civil?" (A pen and paper helps, so you write down as your partner speaks, rather than interrupt them.)
"Is this what we're really yelling about, or are we both just overly stressed in our lives?"
"How about I give you a massage as we talk this over?" (Unless you're the physically violent type, this works great, as it's hard to be angry with someone you are giving or getting a massage from.)
"Pistols at dawn?" (Smile. Smile, for god's sake: it's a joke!)
"Is it your turn to give in, or mine?"

Normally, I'd just stuff my pecker in her mouth.

Squirt guns at twenty paces???