Topic: Period Missing
thecoolyman's photo
Tue 01/01/08 08:34 PM
Period Missing
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the kid.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

lookingformrright8's photo
Tue 01/01/08 08:36 PM
lol, but i bet it happens a lot!

mrosebro's photo
Tue 01/01/08 08:38 PM
BAH BUM BUH! DING!!! that's a hum dinger right there!!!

popcornncoke's photo
Tue 01/01/08 08:40 PM
LOL, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!

LightVoice's photo
Tue 01/01/08 08:46 PM
laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Tue 01/01/08 08:48 PM
that will be on my every time i write sometime now and put ....
at the endlaugh laugh laugh laugh
hope ya enjoyed
bigsmile Cooly

Josiah2112's photo
Tue 01/01/08 09:00 PM
laugh laugh laugh very funny