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Don't forget to shop for a pool boy and a gardener whilst you're there.
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will definitely have time for my first love ![]() ![]() But I'm not going to Barcelona in September ![]() |
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Don't forget to shop for a pool boy and a gardener whilst you're there. ![]() |
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will definitely have time for my first love ![]() ![]() But I'm not going to Barcelona in September ![]() ![]() |
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will definitely have time for my first love ![]() ![]() But I'm not going to Barcelona in September ![]() ![]() You mean your pictures. Because that's the only thing I'm missing ![]() |
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You mean your pictures. Because that's the only thing I'm missing ![]() Flirt Cyrax ![]() |
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You mean your pictures. Because that's the only thing I'm missing
![]() Flirt Cyrax ![]() her pictures with you ofc. because I miss seeing you |
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Two Irish priests decided to go on a vacation to Barcelona.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Phillomena" ! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Cute joke Robin
![]() ![]() It is funny that you posted it .. I was reading articles giving advice on how to not look like a tourist in Barcelona … bikinis are obviously safe to wear … yay ![]() |
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You mean your pictures. Because that's the only thing I'm missing
![]() Flirt Cyrax ![]() her pictures with you ofc. because I miss seeing you ![]() |
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Is it too early to start a Barcelona countdown… I am so excited !!!!!
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Buenas vaccaciones mi amiga.
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Buenas vaccaciones mi amiga. ![]() Planning on using lots of blondey sign language/gestures ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
motowndowntown
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Wed 12/21/22 09:44 PM
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All the Spanish ya need to know;
Beer = cervesa Bathroom = Banuo Food = Comididas Have a good trip. |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Thu 12/22/22 12:28 AM
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![]() Have A Good Time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() Have A Good Time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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All the Spanish ya need to know; Beer = cervesa Bathroom = Banuo Food = Comididas Have a good trip. ![]() ![]() |
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All the Spanish ya need to know; Beer = cervesa Bathroom = Banuo Food = Comididas Have a good trip. ![]() ![]() Just hold up the bottle and point. If he's an experienced "pool boy" he'll know what ya mean. If he stops to bring along one of those fruity drinks with the little paper umbrellas in it for ya, ya know ya got a "keeper". |
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A BARCELONA DINNER PARTY
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Barcelona. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly, he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman walking alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on really quickly, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails on the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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