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Topic: Lone Ranger and Tonto.
Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Thu 09/22/22 11:59 AM
You have to be at least 65 to understand this joke. The Lone Ranger and Tonto go to Walmart for some goods. Lone Ranger says, "I'll not be too long. I've just got to pick up a few items." Tonto replies, "Sure, that's fine. I'll just do a bit of jogging round the car park here." The Lone Ranger is just collecting some items when there is an anouncement on the Tanoy. "WOULD THE LONE RANGER PLEASE COME TO THE HELP DESK. HE HAS LEFT HIS INJUN RUNNING IN THE CAR PARK".

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21823	Thu 09/22/22 12:19 PM
The lone Ranger and Tonto are out on the prairie. Tonto gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "hum, buffalo come", he says. "Geez that's amazing", the Ranger says, "How do you know that?". "Ear sticky", says Tonto.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3497	Thu 09/22/22 12:19 PM
Funny .

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Thu 09/22/22 02:19 PM
The best Lone Ranger joke is where he sends his horse silver to go get help

Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Thu 09/22/22 05:32 PM
The best Lone Ranger joke is where he sends his horse silver to go get help Do tell, please.

sonofrangi Joined Sat 03/07/20 Posts: 293	Thu 09/22/22 09:08 PM Edited by sonofrangi on Thu 09/22/22 09:11 PM
@ mefkikit 🤣🤣🤣

sonofrangi Joined Sat 03/07/20 Posts: 293	Thu 09/22/22 09:10 PM Edited by sonofrangi on Thu 09/22/22 09:12 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sticky crap 🤣🤣🤣

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