[Narrator: We now go inside the Melmacian Bar & Grill to see what is on the menu.]




It is about time that somebody showed up. I dislike being here alone.

Let me show you around. Near the jukebox is the greatest vending machine ever made.



Please do not try to reach inside to grab something, or you will end up like these two guys:



In case you want to leave here with a clear conscience, you can use the confessional that is on the opposite side of the main room. A member of clergy is ready to listen to you:



You would drink straight from the bottle, too, if you had his job.

Anyway, feel free to grab a seat by the fireplace.



The jukebox is working.



It features the songs of Mingle2 ...



... as well as songs by Melmacians.



Place your order at the bar. When the members of the wait-staff show up, I will send one of them over to you.

Nice place but more importantly…..what time do you start selling liquor?

Party time.

When does the music start.

Ruffles the bartenders fur and smiles .. hello old friend .. I would like a slippery nipple thanks

Lovely to see you back dodo

When a customer orders liquor of course!

When you start the jukebox.

You will have to accept the current selections though.

I am waiting for a good service technician to arrive to install more music.

A service technician was here earlier, but I tossed him out when I caught him installing the 1977 Randy Newman song Short People.

I am a bit sensitive when it comes to size, as indicated in this photo from my past:



No, I didn't do anything illegal (COUGH that time COUGH). The police decided to round up the usual suspects. Thus, there I was.

The kind of party that you were expecting:



The kind of party actually taking place:

It is about time that you showed up for work. Your waitress uniform is hanging up in the storage room. No bunny ears and tail this time.

I'll have a very large bourbon, neat. And a piece of pie. You have pie don't you? And punch up number five on the box.

Here, here...

A glass of house red and whatever Merry is having

Precisely, lovely Di!

Put it on our tab, please David?
Thank you!

Punched

I’ll have some wine !

delightfulillusion:


Merry:


As you wish.

One for you and one for your spouse:

I'll take a half of a fried chicken, cold.
French fries with malt vinegar.
Big frosted mug of Frosty's Root Beer, ice cold.

It's fun to people watch here...


Guess I need to bring cats to pay for my drinks though...