Topic: Some guys prefer an apple, others
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Fri 11/19/21 04:40 AM


GregorAndNotFake's photo
Fri 11/19/21 04:42 AM







I forgot my newspaper at the office smokin

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Fri 11/19/21 06:09 AM
I prefer the classic coco cola bottle!!

jaish's photo
Sat 11/20/21 09:10 PM
Edited by jaish on Sat 11/20/21 09:17 PM

I prefer the classic coco cola bottle!!


Made me think because there's current shortage of coke bottles

Over here in India, girls start as newspapers,
marriage / pregnancy / delivery and they
become round then settle down as figs
- their men loose interest but figs tantalize younger men ...
To be fair, Indian figs are good cooks
Turning their men into potatoes and pumpkins
So no complaints, see!


Then there are some newspapers - during the engagement period - turn into beer glass



These are the Opera's - power women

drinker

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Sun 11/21/21 01:04 AM
And some women prefer... oops R13 site.
I was 10 inches away from saying the wrong thing :innocent::innocent::innocent:

jaish's photo
Sun 11/21/21 06:04 AM
Edited by jaish on Sun 11/21/21 06:05 AM



And some women prefer... oops R13 site.
I was 10 inches away from saying the wrong thing :innocent::innocent::innocent:


Fine with me.
'And some women prefer 10 inch cucumbers'.
How else could Beer Glass feel her earth quake?

The problem is, as stated in another thread, relentless use of cucumber leads to some loss of elasticity. In other words, your dating options narrow down to 2 out of 10 men.

Oh well; Nature comes with a sting.

drinks



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Sun 11/21/21 03:05 PM
And some women prefer... oops R13 site.
I was 10 inches away from saying the wrong thing :innocent::innocent::innocent:

oops , didn't know there was an
"R" 13 rating. Besides it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm!

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Sun 11/21/21 04:30 PM




And some women prefer... oops R13 site.
I was 10 inches away from saying the wrong thing :innocent::innocent::innocent:


Fine with me.
'And some women prefer 10 inch cucumbers'.
How else could Beer Glass feel her earth quake?

The problem is, as stated in another thread, relentless use of cucumber leads to some loss of elasticity. In other words, your dating options narrow down to 2 out of 10 men.

Oh well; Nature comes with a sting.

drinks



I think you are confused Jai .. only childbirth and age cause changes in elasticity :angel:

jaish's photo
Mon 11/22/21 08:23 AM





And some women prefer... oops R13 site.
I was 10 inches away from saying the wrong thing :innocent::innocent::innocent:


Fine with me.
'And some women prefer 10 inch cucumbers'.
How else could Beer Glass feel her earth quake?

The problem is, as stated in another thread, relentless use of cucumber leads to some loss of elasticity. In other words, your dating options narrow down to 2 out of 10 men.

Oh well; Nature comes with a sting.

drinks



I think you are confused Jai .. only childbirth and age cause changes in elasticity :angel:


Or so I was told.