I was in the supermarket and a huge stack of toilet rolls fell on me.
I'm ok though. I only suffered soft tissue damage.

HaHa good one
This time last year you'd be struggling to find some

Funny .

FUNNY

Working for a Texas based supermarket here are some name brands that I make fun of:
(1) Depends
(2) Degree
(3) Bimbo
Two of the funniest things I’ve bagged together condoms and a home pregnancy test which left me to wonder what were they going to use first or maybe one now and the other later.

It's for testing the leaks unbranded
NICE

Hahaha! Yeah, sometimes you can have there funny moments:
- Years ago in a supermarket I was watching a man, putting things together. He spoke into his phone, "Yes darling, I got it." Running to another corner, "No darling, I don't think we need this. Hm, okay okay." A man, shopping by remote controlled by his wife back home. Hahaha
- A well organized supermarket:
hygiene things, side by side. First the hygiene things for women, second the pampers for babies and third, the things for cats. Oh, I was laughing.

Sorry for my funny English, I'm a German.