you see, for ...

75 percent of burglars, the bedroom was the first place they’d look for things to steal. We are referring to burglars who generally stole cash, jewelry, electronics, guns and knives and medication because more than 80% won't bother with the heavy stuff like TV, washing m/c

So here are the rooms top on their lists,

26 percent check the study

19 percent said the living room would be, second choice

16 percent said they’d look in the bathroom, fourth choice

21 percent would look in rooms not listed, third choice

But no burglar normally bothers with a house with books and bottles everywhere

they normally head for the fridge ....

Lately, my freezer has been half empty,
and I suspect it's my weekend maid,

because ...

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half of the chicken is missing

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and half of the tea bags and sugar is missing

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she's been telling how lonely she was

Are you sure? seems you are experienced in the field of theft, very detailed technique for that .... :)

The percentages are from a survey conducted by FBI on inmates and published in Readers Digest.

Really? What month and year did that survey get published in Reader’s Digest? I buy that magazine when a new one comes out but guess what the main reason I buy it for? For the jokes, from All in a days work to Life in the United States and Humor in uniform.

May be in September's issue

I received it as an article alert,
been getting several since a week
mostly bloopers, like today's for instance,


This Travel Pillow Helped Me Sleep on a Plane for Eight Solid Hours


https://www.rd.com/article/trtl-pillow-review/?trkid=pushnotification