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they can have there man laws but heres the real deal
Women's rules. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN and if that wasnt enough here ladies: 1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. 6. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone. 7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 8. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 9. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 10. Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 11. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 12. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 13. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital. 14. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions. 15. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. 16. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his. 17. Sadly, all men are created equal. |
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hhheeehhheeheh !
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having a little bit hate towards guys there are we?
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i thought since they had man laws on here we ought to have our own laws...lol
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i thought since they had man laws on here we ought to have our own laws...lol you can't have laws that don't exist,unlike Man Laws that do exist face it,women are losing the battle... |
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i thought since they had man laws on here we ought to have our own laws...lol you can't have laws that don't exist,unlike Man Laws that do exist face it,women are losing the battle... NEVER |
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HEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
 
Now hurry up JT and make me a sandwich!!!  
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think again :P
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what is with the direction thing and not wanting to get them when lost?
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yeah jt a sandwich sounds nice
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men never ask for direction no matter how lost they are
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duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft
yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead 
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but why
that what i am asking |
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duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead
that may work in man law but here it doesnt
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but why that what i am asking because we don't need to. |
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duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead
 Now hurry up!!!
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cuz duckie they think that they always know where they are at but i think its that male ego that makes them believe that
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men never ask for direction no matter how lost they are This is a complete steaming pile of horse $#!^. I don't and have never understood where this concept comes from. I and all the men I know have no problem stopping and asking for directions or finding a map or using a GPS system. Heck, my friends tease me because I always visit mapquest.com and print out a map or two before I go places I've never been before. Just another delusional creation of the female mind in an attempt to try to make themselves look better. |
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duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead
that may work in man law but here it doesnt
Man Law works everywheres i go,it radiates off of me |
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bout damn time you show up AD!
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