that right so just quit now jt

Z hush

you made them up,that doesn't count

WOMEN UNITE!!! WE ALL KNOW THE RULES!!! WHY CANT THEY???

no do you want me to send you the web page they are for real

not til you women bow and tell me how great and powerful i am

i agree gypsy

that will be ummm NEVER!!!

you can be great and all powerful but we can still get you to kneel before us!!
okay that didnt post right

As men rules are made to be broken. Rule 1c

it'll happen,just wait and see

i don't kneel


ok maybe i do for one occasion but that's a different subject

Scientists have come to accept that a few fundamental differences between men and women are biological. It turns out that men's and women's brains, for example, are not only different, but the way we use them differs too. Women have larger connections and more frequent interaction between their brain's left and right hemispheres. This accounts for women's ability to have better verbal skills and intuition. Men, on the other hand, have greater brain hemisphere separation, which explains their skills for abstract reasoning and visual-spatial intelligence

they can have there man laws but heres the real deal


Women's rules.

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A little split-personality thing going on there?

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
If you want to compare yourself to a bag we won't deny you the opportunity

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER
Nope, we know how and have made it work for centuries already.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
Yep, and the best way for a man to stay that way is to avoid women.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
Lack of self-control is SO appealing.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
And we know how to ignore it

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
And you can't figure out what to do next?

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
Win what? Obviously you don't understand how little we're concerned

ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
Back to the self control issue are we?

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
The sword slices both ways

and if that wasn't enough here ladies:

1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
So a woman's motivation should be what's going to get her laid?

2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany.
You're dumb enough or lazy enough to settle for an idiot?

3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
Good point thank you. We are who we are, take it or leave it.

4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Another good point. Stop crying and whining about it.

5. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.
The perspicacity of this statement baffles me

6. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.
Let? You think you can control someone else's mind? What kind of delusional world do you live in?

7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Recognition of the fallacies of women does not translate into immaturity. Quite the opposite rather.

8. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Some detective YOU'D make.

9. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Many men say singleness is bliss and marriage is a blister.

10. Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Again the sword cuts both ways.

11. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Or leave him alone and let him get his work done in peace.

12. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
The sword cuts...

13. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
Get your dates where you can I suppose...

14. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
You're questioning God now?

15. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
What a wonderful sentiment. Such an attractive attitude.

16. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
Indeed. Because you're not that funny.

17. Sadly, all men are created equal.
And all women are created... ??? So which ones are the inferior models?

now do the second ones!!

I can smell a woman hater a mile away!!!

noone's hating on women,we're just saying we're right and y'all are wrong

you can keep thinking that if it makes you feel better ok

more rules

# The female always makes the rules
Feel free to declare whatever you wish. The rest of the world will continue ignoring you.

# The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
In other words: If you can't get your way cry and cheat.

# No male can possibly know all the rules.
No male would possibly ever want to.

# If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
See crying and cheating above

# The female is never wrong.
More delusional fantasy

# If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
To accompany the hallucinations we have denial...

# The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
...And demands for support in the denial

# The female may change her mind at any time.
Are you attempting to claim vacillation as an attractive characteristic?

# The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
Weep and wail all you like, we will not be controlled. Keep dreaming.

# The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
Now irrational behavior is a thing to brag about?

# The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
Did anyone give you the impression we are interested in what you want us to do?

# The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

# The male is expected to mind read at all times.
Back to the delusions are we?

# Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
Once again you're under the mistaken impression we care.

# If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
Reverting back to the lack of self control issue...

# The female is ready when she is ready.
# The male must be ready at all time.
Hold on to that dream, we got tired of waiting. You may now refer to #4 of the previous list.

# The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp
This is becoming monotonous. How many times do we have to explain - We don't care what you think the rules are.