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 Maybe he just need lots of hugs...
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 ((((((((Jason)))))))) why you crying??  Bites your ear! ***snort***
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 (((((((cat))))))))
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i just had to move this to top be off work later...byesssssssss
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they can have there man laws but heres the real deal Women's rules. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN and if that wasnt enough here ladies: 1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. 6. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone. 7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 8. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 9. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 10. Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 11. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 12. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 13. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital. 14. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions. 15. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. 16. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his. 17. Sadly, all men are created equal. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN You forgot to ad the "any questions" behind this one.. I thought you did it right the first time? 
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He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
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thats too funny.
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 Never take life to seriously, it ain't permanent.. 
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