No no I understand everyone. I'm being an idiot savant myself by dancing on the edge of a razorblade on this issue. It goes both ways.......

Hi 5's Joyce!!!

Lol you have now just learned something!!!! I already knew the actual information.......my plan has worked yet again!!!

Ya gotta admit... that was pretty funny!

Wow... what a desperate grasping at straws in an attempt to cover up an incredible blunder

"I'll make outlandish claims in order to make these people look things up and educate themselves... "

Ya, and I'm going to date some ugly old witch to make some lovely young thing come rescue me...

Keep trying! Your efforts aren't getting any better but they are getting more amusing!

One of my idiot buddies says to me out of the blue "I don't know how I got DWI # 5." I looked at him dumbfounded and said "you freaking moron you poured liquor down your throat, put the keys in the ignition, started the car, and put it in drive!" he says "you're mean!" I said "you have no brains! I wouldve learned after the first two you idiot! This is simple physics too you frybrain! Its called THE LAW OF AVERAGES! You drink and drive past the same cops your odds and chances multiply esquitentially for getting pulled over! But you are a moron because I know where you were on that day in 8th grade sceince class! You were out drinking and taunting me through the window you turd! Ha ha that day comes back to deja vu your ass today buddy!". And I smack him in the head!

Oh and gypsy it goes both ways. Remember that woman on here that was men bashing hard on here a few months ago? I told her "you are a woman you have no penis and if you keep acting like this you will probably never get one either. Hmmmmmm.

High five aaronsdad

A drink to LongHair

This one's on me.

I am trying to make a point here. Its not man law nor womans law that is true law here. Its the LAWS OF NATURE. Basic simple physics and common sense go a long ways. When you start really believing in your own man or woman laws is when you ask for trouble. When you believe you are above the laws of nature and common physics is when you come face to face with THE LAWS OF ODDS AND AVERAGES. Or what I like to call "Thinning the herd". The dead guy in the garage who thought he could heat his enclosed garage with a bar b que grill. The dead woman who thought she had enough time to beat the train to the crossing in her car. I think A lot of people missed 8th grade.

Thanks AD. I worked hard for that.

LongHair I'm sure you know already...

But common sense is no longer taught or even recognized in schools anymore. It doesn't come from the 8th grade. But I realize you're just using that as an example.

And don't take the "Man Law" or "Women's Rules" too seriously. We're just having some fun here - all at our own expense so it's all good.

And who can forget the most recent idiot who absolutely missed 8th grade sceince and THE LAWS OF ODDS AND AVERAGES! Yes the 17 year old 112 pound pothead punk who decided he was going to tease a 355 pound siberian tiger at the san francisco zoo. Yeh that ended well. The thing is folks is that there is usually a warning statement before all disasters. These warning statements are always a defiant statement against THE LAWS OF NATURE and should be taken VERY seriously to avoid flying debris and personal injury! And these warning statements vary. Let me give you some examples..............

Hmmm.. hang on LongHair...

I think your discussion deserves it's own thread in the GD page here.

A title like... hmm... "Why protect idiots from themselves?" or something similar...

First and foremost is "shut up! I know what I'm doing!" this phrase most always ends in death and never gets a rebuttal "I told you so!" advice? Run in the opposite direction, put on safety gear and helmet or fasten seatbelt and brace yourself or subject yourself to "herd thinning by proxy".

We've did common sense threads AD. Everyone argues. More fun here. I got a quiet laughing audience. My "peeper peeker" counter is going redline. But please feel free to help me with "warning statements". Because there's so many of them.

LongHair I really think you need to start a new thread! This could be some funny stuff!

Heck, I'LL start the new thread... you just come in and help me get the ball rolling...

Alright.

Warning statements in defiance of the laws of nature. Or famous last words.