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Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 6
lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 07:56 PM
dammmm lacil u being bad in here lol damn OC just teasin ya'll

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/29/07 07:57 PM
"Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the DAMN TV and fart".

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 07:57 PM
Men are like chocolate bars..........sweet, smooth, and they usually head straight for your damn hips.

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 07:59 PM
Men are like plungers.......they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the damn bathroom FARTING

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 08:01 PM
Men are like cement......after getting laid, they take along time to get hard. DAMNIT

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/29/07 08:01 PM
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table enjoying her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the front of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DAMN !

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/29/07 08:02 PM
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider. DAMN !

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 08:03 PM
damn

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 08:04 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze them damn dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 08:05 PM
damn where is everyone....wasting all the good stuff here

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 08:07 PM
Damn Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 08:08 PM
If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the damn bathrooms ?

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Sat 12/29/07 08:16 PM
What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the damn crotch!

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Sat 12/29/07 08:19 PM


Passiespel Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 1219	Sat 12/29/07 08:20 PM
DaM sensorship....

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/29/07 08:20 PM
DAMN A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

Passiespel Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 1219	Sat 12/29/07 08:22 PM
DAM I LIKE THAT ONE!

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/29/07 08:38 PM Edited by Lôôking4U on Sat 12/29/07 08:39 PM
What women want in a damn man at age 52: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/29/07 09:02 PM
DAMN

Bry395 Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 9163	Sat 12/29/07 09:02 PM
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider. DAMN ! Hey! Have you been peeking in my damn window!!!