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| Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 6 | |
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DAMN Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life
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DAMN did you ever wonder
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? |
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DAMN since everyone must be watchin the DAMN football game here's one for ya..........Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
DAMN ! 
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
DAMN ,,you don't say 
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"I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on damn purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go.""
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Very damn funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes
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"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. DAMN
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DAMN Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my damn brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and DAMN I'm gone."
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into damn jet engines
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DAMN IT Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all DAMN day
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damn this game is still going on? lol,hey to everybody,sorry about your wrist rose,must have been damn painful,hope it get's better soon.Damn Laci and Looking keep me laughing,keep the damn sense of humor going people,I like it.
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DAMN….What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
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 DAMN Cindy We miss you
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DAMN Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
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DAmn Where did Rose go ?
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DAMN
no grey no clancy no OC
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