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| Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 6 | |
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Damn Men are like coffee........the best one are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
 
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Damn Men are like parking spots......the good ones are taken and what's left is hadicapped
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damn I started out with nothing and I still have most of it
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damn laci u r right
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DAMN I took an IQ test and the results were negative
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Why did God create man?
Because vibrators don't mow the damn lawn
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damn I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
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Humpty Dumpty was pushed,,,,,,,,,, DAMN !
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Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
So they don't hump our damn legs at cocktail parties
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DAMN
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. |
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Men are like laxatives.........................they irritate the damn **** out of you
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DAMN
I can handle pain until it hurts 
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Why is it hard to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and good looking?
Because those men already have a DAMN Boyfriend
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DAMN Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting DAMN pepper
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Men are like a damn department stores.........their clothes should always be half off
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dammmm lacil u being bad in here lol
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Men are like a vacation............they never seem to be long enough DAMN
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DAMN
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem? |
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DAMN OC Save your breath.
You'll need it to blow up your date! |
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