Topic: Creation of a vagina(read at own risk)
SHAMELESS_42's photo
Thu 12/27/07 01:35 AM
Seven wisemen with knowledge so fine,careated a vagina to thier design. First was a butcher with a smart wit,using a knife he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter strong and bold,with a hammer and chisel he gace it a whole. Third was a tailor tall and thin,by using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter short and stout,with a piece of fur he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was Mcgee,he touched it and blessed it,and said it could pee......................................................................................thiers one last line but i'm not gonna post it ,it's a word that every lady kills a man for, so take my word 4 it poems fine as is lol not ever wanna offen anyone ,especially the ladies.. so ty and tc..bigsmile

spatter1's photo
Thu 12/27/07 04:01 AM
awww, come on, lets have the last line :)

thecoolyman's photo
Thu 12/27/07 05:17 AM
bawk bawk bawk chicken sh*t
We gonna have to change your name or what
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no photo
Thu 12/27/07 05:21 AM
so why bother post and not complete that?smokin

franshade's photo
Thu 12/27/07 05:35 AM
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He s#ucked it and f#ucked it and called it a ****.

roflmaoooooooo

thats the last line
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no photo
Thu 12/27/07 05:56 AM
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songstress1's photo
Thu 12/27/07 06:16 AM
laugh laugh laugh see now was that so hard..

no photo
Thu 12/27/07 07:01 AM
A fish?? Who the hell let that guy in?

blkfem4blkmale's photo
Thu 12/27/07 07:04 AM
Love it! Thanks franshade for the last line!
I needed this to get my mind off being back at work today.

franshade's photo
Thu 12/27/07 09:07 AM

Love it! Thanks franshade for the last line!
I needed this to get my mind off being back at work today.



GLAD TO HEAR NO ONE GOT OFFENDED, BUT I COULDNT LET IT GO WITHOUT THE LAST LINE!!!!

:wink:

blonderockermom's photo
Thu 12/27/07 09:12 AM
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SHAMELESS_42's photo
Thu 12/27/07 11:57 AM
lmao, ty franshade.so now it2s finished he he and yes that is the correct line drinker ....bigsmile ..enjoy the laughs this room has 2 offer ya all and have a blast.. ohh and wassnt my poem i didn't throw in the fish.I'd a thrown in a thrown in some febreeze and slid in with ease...:tongue:

franshade's photo
Thu 12/27/07 12:12 PM
WTG SHAMELESS

YA EARNED YOUR NAME!!!!!!!!!
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SHAMELESS_42's photo
Thu 12/27/07 12:23 PM
aww ty fran your sweet must be the new sent a febreeze im thinkin lol funninflowerforyou just for you fran have fun..bigsmile

franshade's photo
Thu 12/27/07 05:58 PM
flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou
right back atcha shameless
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d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Thu 12/27/07 05:58 PM
omg lol heifer!!!!!