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duct tape
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duct tape is awsome!, LOL I bet the ppl on the highway got a good laugh at that. My kids beg me to buy duct tape. When I get it I have to hide it.
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Tell us how dumb your ex-spouse is- like this My ex-wife's so dumb she thought gatoraide was government aide for alligators. My ex-wife's so dumb she thought Johnny Cash is a pay-toillet. See how easy it is..... I dont have an ex wife. Happy Valentines Day! |
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Heres the deal gentlemen...
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There are som good looking guys in KC
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My ex's gave me valentines
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it more-than-likely means you've become "stalker material". expect to see shady figures peering into your windows from your bushes in the middle of the night. 
You crack me up. |
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Don't ever get discouraged by rocks in the road. There is always multiple paths we must take in order to find what is exceptional to our hearts and rewarding to our entire life. Unfortunately, there is always a negative with a positive. But it's up to us, to keep a mental record accordingly. We can easily allow mishaps in any area of our life, to be a set-back or cause friction within our own self-confidence. But to take the positives and keep them worn on our sleeve daily (is like waking in the morning repeating the same affirmations of your attributes & life-long expectations). Everything that happens to us; good or bad, is only to provide us knowledge and prepare us for better things. No one ever said lifes journey was going to be easy. God, would never fail to prepare us for a remarkable outcome. This man you associated with, will continue being a disgrace to women; until he gets a "taste" of his own toxic medicine. Don't sweat it; he's just another man trying to take what doesn't belong to him. Which is, your (pride, wisdom, self-esteem & beautiful strength). Be who you are; someone, will one day love you unconditionally & the admiration will be overwhelming ;) Keep smiling, you only fall, when you've allowed the enemy to push you down! The best is yet to come. ~Teresa Thanks! |
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Yes, not willing to have a second date, LOL I think I will go back to the old fashion way. By the way, I looked at your pictures, and had to laugh. I have 5 cats.
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Kinda does.
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We did not even click. First he talked on the phone the whole time to his employees. then He actually gave his phone number to the waitress. And then after we left he sent a text and said he had no chemistry with me. I am worried that is going to happen too often.
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Then you meet and U hate each other. What a let down. How do you get past it and want to talk to someone else?
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New Drug Name
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.. Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world |
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not flatering 4 men
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ROFLMAO
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Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~! where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sautéed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ and onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ she chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't ****in think so. |
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Need advice
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Give him your worst friends email address.
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What do men want?
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hell ill just start with a home cooked meal and we can talk about the rest right after you get done doing the dishes feeding the dog taking out the trash paying the bills and if youre real lucky we may just have sex after i finish watching tv..oh yea dont forget to bring me my beer and if you didnt wash the car today make sure you get on it first thing in the morning after you make my breakfast...crackin the whip.....
Put another log on the fire! |
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Im going to the gym too
in your life? Me I am going to the gym. Well, I dont think I will ever look like you, very nice work. I just want a perky butt and flat abs. |
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I hope you have a great Birthday!!
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in your life? Me I am going to the gym.
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I am proud of my family. Not so happily married. I am here to have friends. I am sure to let people know when they send me an email.
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WTF???
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Hey chubby is good, not everyone can be a tooth pick. I am womanly, LOL Kinda chubby.
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Because that is what i put on there. LOL
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