the fda is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such
as:

13. warning: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

12. warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
a******.

11. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same
boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.

10. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to they sings like thish.

9. warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

8. warning: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.

7. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning
and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

6. warning: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.

5. warning: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really big guy named chuck.

4. warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

3. warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
with you.

2. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to
disappear.

1. warning: consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.



here's to ya all
Cooly

i want lie these can be very true!!

anybody got a beer

beers for all!!! except me i dont like beer ill take some shots of tequila!!!


Body shots??

me first don't care what it is, takillya or what, I don't drink maybe I'll start

9. warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
oooooo
and i thought he was glad 2 hear from me

I found out that there is absolute truth in the saying that Tequila makes clothes fall off.. it happens..

Oh how true! To early to start drinking.

ya wonder why I quit drinkin