You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
b) Blood-test results.
c) A cab.
d) Five tequila slammers.

You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first.
b) You both climax simultaneously.
c) The director can set up for a close-up.
d) You don't miss football.

Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Strictly for cats.
b) Healthy, creative love-play.
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
d) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about.

A prostitute is:

a) A victim of male dominated society and social oppression.
b) Someone who provides an essential service.
c) A cheap date.
d) A valued employee.

A wife is:

a) A victim of male dominated society and social oppression.
b) Someone who provides an essential service.
c) A cheap date.
d) A valued employee.

How can you tell when your partner has an orgasm?

a) When she drops her nail file.
b) When she goes the color of a Chicago Bulls uniform.
c) When the Earth moves.
d) Who cares?

Which of the following lines best fits into your ideal role-playing sexual fantasy:

a) "Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn..."
b) "I've got a nasty swelling down here, Nurse..."
c) "You're a lovely, fluffy little sheep...."
d) "Another consonant please, Carol...."

You take a woman out to dinner and the bill comes to $300. Do you expect:

a) An overdraft.
b) Oral sex.
c) Her to pay next time.
d) A thank-you letter.

Woman who consent to having sex with when they're drunk are:

a) Easier.
b) Unfortunately, probably incapable of rational judgment.
c) Fortunately, probably incapable of rational judgment.
d) A tricky defense in court.

You wake to find your partner clutching your penis in one hand and a carving knife in the other. Do you:

a) Talk through her anger.
b) Shout "Look behind you!" and make a run for it.
c) Ask her to put down the offensive weapon.
d) Ask her to put down the knife.

A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Is uptight and a waste of time.
b) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
c) May need glasses.
d) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

A woman whispers, "Do me now, big boy....." in your ear. She is obviously:

a) Short-sighted.
b) Attempting to overcome a lack of self-esteem through meaningless sexual gratification.
c) Begging for it.
d) A recording.

Your local Mayor is involved in a lurid sex scandal. You are:

a) Outraged.
b) Implicated.
c) Jealous.
d) Not going to vote anyway.

During sex, you:

a) Haggle.
b) Talk dirty.
c) Talk love.
d) Talk on the phone.

Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Priming is to painting.
b) Appetizer is to entree.
c) Trailer is to feature.
d) A line is to an amusement park ride.

It is the day after a one-night stand. Do you:

a) Call her.
b) Call your lawyer.
c) Call your doctor.
d) Call your wife.

Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience.
b) The second best part of the experience.
c) A loathsome chore.
d) $100. extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she has gained two kilos in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours.
b) No barrier to her finding a new boyfriend.
c) No problem - she can join your gym.
d) A conservative estimate.

7. Today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) An ideal to which you aspire.
b) A myth.
c) An oxymoron.
d) A moron.

Can I print that off for my next date?

an ideal to which i aspire

ooooo both

roflmfao, you gonna make me piss my pants now girl
teachin the ol master a few hon
nice to actually laugh at someone else's for a change


gotta love this lady
thats comin from Cooly

You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
b) Blood-test results.


You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first.

Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

b) Healthy, creative love-play.

A prostitute is:

a) A victim of male dominated society and social oppression.

A wife is:

e) A best friend, lover, and partner.

How can you tell when your partner has an orgasm?

e) When I see her toes curl



Which of the following lines best fits into your ideal role-playing sexual fantasy:

e) “Girl I’m gonna make you sweat…”

You take a woman out to dinner and the bill comes to $300. Do you expect:

e) Depends on if it is the first date or the 20th

Woman who consent to having sex with when they're drunk are:

b) Unfortunately, probably incapable of rational judgment.

You wake to find your partner clutching your penis in one hand and a carving knife in the other. Do you:

f) Talk and pray and then get rid of this crazy lady.

A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

e) Why waste my time doing that when I have a partner to play with.

A woman whispers, "Do me now, big boy....." in your ear. She is obviously:

e) My sexy lover

Your local Mayor is involved in a lurid sex scandal. You are:

e) Figure his name is Bill Clinton

During sex, you:

b) Talk dirty.
c) Talk love.


Foreplay is to sex as:

b) Appetizer is to entree.

It is the day after a one-night stand. Do you:

e) Never did that.

Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

e) An equal part of the experience.

6. Your girlfriend says she has gained two kilos in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

e) Who cares if you love her. Take her bike riding, or make love with her more to help her get some exercise.

7. Today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) An ideal to which you aspire. But still be a man not a sissy whimp.

B B B Ehaha Ehaha C E E B Chaha B Ahaha D B B A A C A......cant believe I actually took that test..

omg,my chair is wet?!!

glad someone took it...!!!
crew are u pretending?no way those are u real answers
u are a man,right?/me checks

I play as she lays, no plans, no tests, take it as it goes, not 1x ever been the same. Guess I'm just an original.

It'd be more than wet if I was there on that side of the world.
Think I'm gonna have to travel overseas more

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