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Wed 12/26/07 06:17 AM
You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
b) Blood-test results.


You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first.

Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

b) Healthy, creative love-play.

A prostitute is:

a) A victim of male dominated society and social oppression.

A wife is:

e) A best friend, lover, and partner.

How can you tell when your partner has an orgasm?

e) When I see her toes curl



Which of the following lines best fits into your ideal role-playing sexual fantasy:

e) “Girl I’m gonna make you sweat…”

You take a woman out to dinner and the bill comes to $300. Do you expect:

e) Depends on if it is the first date or the 20th

Woman who consent to having sex with when they're drunk are:

b) Unfortunately, probably incapable of rational judgment.

You wake to find your partner clutching your penis in one hand and a carving knife in the other. Do you:

f) Talk and pray and then get rid of this crazy lady.

A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

e) Why waste my time doing that when I have a partner to play with.

A woman whispers, "Do me now, big boy....." in your ear. She is obviously:

e) My sexy lover

Your local Mayor is involved in a lurid sex scandal. You are:

e) Figure his name is Bill Clinton

During sex, you:

b) Talk dirty.
c) Talk love.


Foreplay is to sex as:

b) Appetizer is to entree.

It is the day after a one-night stand. Do you:

e) Never did that.

Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

e) An equal part of the experience.

6. Your girlfriend says she has gained two kilos in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

e) Who cares if you love her. Take her bike riding, or make love with her more to help her get some exercise.

7. Today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) An ideal to which you aspire. But still be a man not a sissy whimp.