A Japanese couple are arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.

Husband: "Sukitaki Mojitaka."

Wife replies: "Kowanini Mowi Janakpa."

Husband, angrily: "Toka a anji arodi roumi yakoo."

Wife, on her knees, begging: "Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji."

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji."

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!

You don't know any Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.

Sometimes I worry about you.

You're in need of serious help.

That’s true .

google translate:
Sukitaki Mojitaka---------------Mojitaka Suki
Kowanini Mowi Janakpa-----------Kowanini Mowi Janakp
Toka a anji arodi roumi yakoo---Get out of here
Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji-------Mimi Nkundenda Tnq
Na miaou kina Tim kouji---------At my cinema, Tim Kouji

I gotta admit.... I did read that!

Great. Humour has everything going for it. Stay safe and I'll try to keep finding funny things to post.

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