I accidently hit my mother in the face with a shovel yesterday when we were digging some holes to transplant some trees.
Well, turns out, I broke her nose, she lost two teeth, and the left side of her nose is now split.

I figured I didn't hit her too hard at first.
Man, was I wrong.

Well, as I was driving her to hospital, about half way there I began to laugh, uncontrolably.
My mom asked me why I was laughing, but since I could barely breathe from all of the laughter, I just began to laugh even harder.

I tell you, the Holidays aren't for everyone.
I sure learned my lesson.

Well, better go check up on my mom.

gosh ur dangerous

AHHHHHH a fellow 'morbid humor' person ...

don't ya just feel horrible laughing about stuff like that but you can NOT help it? OMG.

I've laughed so hard at things that are just not funny, but in a comedy people would be hysterical.


Hope mom is okay.

Ive said it before and I will say it again....there are some strange folk on this site

helping your mom is great to do, but use a foam shovel next time................

Yikes.

Do you shovel up foam on a regular basis?

Well lets see, what the hell was you thinking...
Oh yeah, I have a question to..
Did momma hit you back with that shovel?...
Just kidding..

just in time for christmas.....on the way to the hospital did you hum ....all i want for christmas is my two front teeth...



on the more serious side i hope your mom is o.k ..my mom can be a bag sometimes ...can i borrow your shovel...

Oh man. I'm glad you laughed cause I almost felt bad for laughing when I started reading it.


Almost.


Hope she's OK.

OMG that is terrible. But I could totally see myself doing that and my mom getting TICKED! I retract my idea about the utensil fight in the other thread. Were totally sticking with pillows.

Christmas Fools?

I am only kidding about this.
Decided to write something kind of funny but a bit disturbing at the same time.

My mom is fine! There was no incident with a shovel.
We can all let out that deep breath now.

-Russ

Oh $#!^ That's funny!

Dude, that is so wrong...yet I haven't stopped laughing!

I have to admit...I giggled...ouch...I'm sorry to hear that...hope she is doing much better.

nothing like the family bonding on Christmas....

stay away from me duuuuuuuude

As part of your penance you are now required to post updates on your Mom's condition and inform us how you are making it up to her!!!

also, please be more careful with yard implements!!

staying 2 shovel lengths from my son lol