I accidently hit my mother in the face with a shovel yesterday when we were digging some holes to transplant some trees.
Well, turns out, I broke her nose, she lost two teeth, and the left side of her nose is now split.

I figured I didn't hit her too hard at first.
Man, was I wrong.

Well, as I was driving her to hospital, about half way there I began to laugh, uncontrolably.
My mom asked me why I was laughing, but since I could barely breathe from all of the laughter, I just began to laugh even harder.

I tell you, the Holidays aren't for everyone.
I sure learned my lesson.

Well, better go check up on my mom.