A man died, when he got to the pearly gates, God said “Not really bad enough to be in hell, not good enough for heaven” What I’ll do is give you 3 days in each, then let you decide.
After 3 days of playing the harp and cloud tag with the angels, the devil tapped him on the shoulder. “Come on, your 3 days are up here”.
Much to his delight, when he got to hell, all his friends were there. Dressed in the finest golf clothes, playing with golden clubs. There was a wet bar at every hole, and fine restaurants between greens.
After 3 days, an angel tapped him on the shoulder and said “Come on, time is up here”.
God asked him for a decision. The guy explained, I had a great time in heaven, but you’re right, I belong in hell.
Upon his return, there were nothing but faceless strangers crawling through smoldering ash begging for water. He saw the devil standing on a hill, went over, and ask “Where are my friends? Golf course? Wet bars?” The devil replied “yesterday we were campaigning, today you voted”

Funny .