Hey to all

If you call them a lady instead of animal you would have better luck!

Oh God, again?

Step away from the phone and get a life.

(Automated voice) You are .......... 38,635 in the queue

Hello

Yes this !!!!!!!

Please do not mistake my post as interest

Here is a cougar:

hope you are playing inspirational hold music

Nope. "One" by Three Dog Night:

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since you went away
One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest (number)
One is…

go into the concete jungle to find a cougar or buy an american car!

Thanks Poertrywriter

Searching a Cougar!?!?! That's dangerous fella...cougars have claws and huge, sharp teeth. Also, do they have pockets or secret pouches for hiding contraband? Just asking. Never searched a cougar before.