Topic: Things I never thought I'd say | |
---|---|
To a young woman: I have absolutely no interest in seeing you naked.
|
|
|
|
Well, they always say wisdom comes with the years :)
|
|
|
|
It could be. It just seems pointless outside an actual relationship.
|
|
|
|
To a young hot woman - Please put a bikini on so I can look at your covered parts.
To a restaurant cook - Please make my steak rare! To a cashier at a convenience store - I got $5 of gas. Here's a $20. Keep the change. To my sister - Dang, you are pretty! Oops! I thought the topic was things I would NEVER say! My bad! |
|
|
|
One thing, I never say again is 'Yes, I do'. I made this mistake once
|
|
|
|
I never thought I'd say "Goodbye" to the girl I'd been in love with and waiting for for nearly 30 years. When a psychic told me I would years before, I couldn't believe it and got angry with her.
But one day it was was the final straw. I still love her, but never want to see her again. |
|
|
|
Never thought I'd say "in just over a month I'll be 64".
If I'd have known I was gonna live this long I'd have taken a lot better care of myself.............. |
|
|
|
To a young woman: I have absolutely no interest in seeing you naked. Not me! |
|
|
|
"no ...unless you are willing to consider it a wedding ceremony"
|
|
|