Community > Posts By > LondonBritches
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A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde woman for speeding on the freeway..
Blonde officer: drivers license and registration please .. Blonde driver: sure okay...(as she hands the officer the registration, she fumbles through her purse and then asks..) Im sorry, what does a drivers license look like again? Blonde officer: you know, its that square thing with your picture on the front of it. Blonde driver: (blonde searches some more in her purse) Oh here it is, I found it. (Hands a mirror to the officer) Blonde officer: (she takes a look at it) Oh, I see you too are an officer of the law. (Hands her back the mirror and tells her) Have a nice day then. |
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Topic:
Jokes
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THERE ARE 3 TYPES OF PEOPLE...
THOSE THAT CAN COUNT, AND THOSE THAT CAN'T. |
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