1. Men are like... Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like...Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like... Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

4. Men are like... Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.

5. Men are like... Chocolate bars...Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like... Commercials... You cant believe a word they say.

7. Men are like... Department Stores... Their clothes are always half off.

8. Men are like...Government bonds...They take sooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like... Mascara...They usually run at the first sight of emotion.

10. Men are like... Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like... Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches your gonna get, or how long its' gonna last.

12. Men are like... Parking spots...All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

i'm sad now..... my male ego is shot.....

Good one Jenn

2 Funny, Jen

Now that I LIKE.

Owww....my pride....

i love it.

LOL..most are true!

Well it is true

i'm not taken... nor handicapped!!!!

Jen kicks a**!

I'm handicapped & a guy & it's still funny

Hehe, that gave me a giggle.

I thought it was pretty funny and got a good laugh...glad to hear that you enjoyed it as well!

why do always try to make me cry?!?!?!?!?!?

Blenders are an essential tool in the kitchen for the preparation of creamy banana milkshakes. (You can prepare a lumpy banana milkshake with a butter knife and a plastic cup.)

glass thats nice,turns out u are needed,sorta...