if we choose dare on first date .
what it should be?

Sex of course. That is where most topics on here lead to.

lol

Actually these days, the dare would be "shaking hands." Or maybe "taking the masks off."

go on kiss me i dare ya

To tell the truth.
I'm kinda lazy though.

There was this thing going on back in middle school where people were licking each other's eyeballs-so that is an idea.

Only if you buy me dinner first.

Good thing you weren't raised by dogs, you'd be smelling each others crotches...wait...that might lead to sex too, nevermind.

Here...I dare you to touch that door handle then lick your hand...wait, that could be conscrued as attempted murder or manslaughter, nevermind.

Oh, I know...Go into a school and draw a picture of a gun on the chalk boards.
Why, no...I AM NOT trying to get you thrown in jail, nevermind.

Thinking, thinking...okay...I dare you to create this fantasy idea of me so we can write to each other over the internet and never meet.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Ain't online love grand.

sorry poetry but all da restaurants be closed

But they have take out.

but wit social distancing you can't take me out

Unless she has a pickup truck

I dare ya to take this stinky bag, put it on that porch.... yeah, the one right over there with the man screaming, wait till he goes in... set it down, then light it on fire, knock, and RUN LIKE HELL!!!

See that A hole that just pulled in? yeah him... the mean one... Damn it's hot today... it's only 9:05, what is it, 90?.... No, it's 95. The door's open, he leaves it unlocked...well....
we AIN'T gonna break in!!! Who do you think we are! put this dead squid under the seat. let it slide out of the bag. shut the door. By 5:00 it should be in full bloom. We'll come back then