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Topic: Sperm Bank
Esteban Joined Thu 01/09/20 Posts: 107	Sat 02/15/20 02:52 PM
A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q of 165, I'd like to make a donation". The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?" The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 02/15/20 02:56 PM
On a roll Esteben..

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Juannitta Mcbrian Joined Sat 02/22/20 Posts: 1	Sat 02/22/20 02:30 PM
A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q of 165, I'd like to make a donation". The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?" The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!" ️

Blaze Joined Mon 11/11/19 Posts: 164	Mon 02/24/20 05:27 PM


moomin Joined Wed 01/01/20 Posts: 7139	Mon 02/24/20 06:12 PM
Ha ha This is quality !! I’m not really a joke person but this did make me laugh out loud 🤣

Malik Joined Wed 02/26/20 Posts: 1	Wed 02/26/20 11:15 PM
Nice

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Thu 02/27/20 11:55 AM
Oh my ha,ha.

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