A girl from Southport goes home one night with a guy she met in the local pub.

He's tall, good looking, and seems different to
most men.

They arrive at his place and head straight to the bedroom.

She can't help but notice shelves filled with teddy bears.

On the bottom there are small teddy bears, on the middle there are medium sized and on the top there are large teddy bears all lined up beside each other.

She begins to think he is sentimental sweet and isn't afraid to show it.

Her heart melts and she wants to give him the night of his life.

She gives him a BJ, and lets him really give her a good pounding and even takes it in the backdoor!

In the morning she slowly gets dressed and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?"

He nods and says, "Not too fecking bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf."

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, "I must confess, darling, I used to be a hooker."

He says, "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past but, I must admit, I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it."

She replies, "Well, my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan."

Who said romance was dead? Certainly not in Southport..

The first joke was really funny .

Back home from Malta tonight ,not enough good quality jokes here

Good man, hope you gave the ladies a tip..