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Topic: Tiger Woods and his tees <<<<<<<<
mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Mon 01/27/20 03:04 PM
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a Petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Well, what on the good God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting..."

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Mon 01/27/20 03:22 PM


FredoniaDaydreamer Joined Sat 09/24/16 Posts: 101	Mon 01/27/20 03:33 PM
Rosie, I like that one! Lmao! 🤣🤣🤣

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Mon 01/27/20 03:37 PM
I'm glad I made you laugh today, Charlie

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Mon 01/27/20 03:39 PM
Rosie, I like that one! Lmao! 🤣🤣🤣 Hi FredoniaDaydreamer, thank you for dropping by. I'm glad you like the joke and made you laugh

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Mon 01/27/20 03:46 PM
I pictured this... I can't un-see it now!

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Mon 01/27/20 03:49 PM
I pictured this... I can't un-see it now! me too, darkowl but I'm glad I made you laugh today

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 01/27/20 03:57 PM
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a Petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Well, what on the good God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting..."

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Mon 01/27/20 04:09 PM
sorry I stole one of your jokes, sir dino.. but it made me laugh so just sharing.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 01/27/20 04:16 PM
sorry I stole one of your jokes, sir dino.. but it made me laugh so just sharing. Love you my hero Rosie, you can have whatever you want.. Love it..

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Mon 01/27/20 04:20 PM
sorry I stole one of your jokes, sir dino.. but it made me laugh so just sharing. Love you my hero Rosie, you can have whatever you want.. Love it.. Phew! I'm glad to hear that the joke made you laugh too You are very kind, dear sir

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 01/27/20 04:22 PM
sorry I stole one of your jokes, sir dino.. but it made me laugh so just sharing. Love you my hero Rosie, you can have whatever you want.. Love it.. Phew! I'm glad to hear that the joke made you laugh too You are very kind, dear sir You always make me laugh.. The special one..

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JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3505	Tue 01/28/20 04:04 AM
Too funny .

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Tue 01/28/20 01:02 PM
Lol