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Schindler's List" "I could have done more."
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Banky Edwards: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-d*ckin'.
Chasing Amy |
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Talledega Nights - Grace * Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you Jésus…we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or T.R., as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin’ wife, Carley, who is a stone cold fox (Cal: MMMMM!), who if you would rate her ass on 100 it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, Who’s got my back no matter what (Cal: Shake and Bake) * Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also like to thank you for my wife’s father Chip, we hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it. * Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus... * Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want. * Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists * Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money * Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We’d just like to thank you for all the races I’ve won and the $21.2 million, LOVE THAT MONEY! That I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde’s release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen * Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors... * Hang on, Baby Jesus, this is gon' get bumpy! * I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too." I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party. * I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin’ lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk… * I like to think of Jesus like a muscular trapeze artist. * I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy." * Dad, you made that grace your b1tch. * I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai. * Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape**** on your ass! * I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass! * Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk! * Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart! * I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head! * Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger? * Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! * Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Ricky: Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus... Carley: Um, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off-puttin' to pray to a baby. Ricky: Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want. |
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Man I have so many.
"There is no normal life, Wyatt, there's just life, ya live it." Doc Holliday-Tombstone "I'm your huckleberry" Doc Holliday-Tombstone " I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who... that's the damnable misery of it." Wyatt Earp-Tombstone |
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Run Forrest...RUN....
Jenny and me was like peas and carrots... My mama always told me...life is like a box of choca lotes you never know what your gonna get.... I love you Jen~knee.... |
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Young guns,: I'll make you famous
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A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
V for Vendetta |
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"I swallowed a bug!"- River Tam from SERENITY
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"I'm the Marsha ****ing Brady of the upper East side & sometimes I wanna kill myself." -Cruel Intentions
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I didnt read them all but I cant believe I didnt see...
There's no place like home... |
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from the shining... "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S Johnie" and... "Redrum" Still trying to find a perfect occasion to use that line... |
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Here are some of mine, for different moods:
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." - Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal Lecter) in "Silence of the Lambs" "Mister, is this heaven here or not?"- Anne Parillaud (Nikita) in "La Femme Nikita" "You are everything I never knew I always wanted" - Matthew Perry (Alex Whitman), in "Fools Rush In." "It's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - Billy Crystal (Harry Burns), in "When Harry Met Sally" |
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"we've found a Witch!! May we burn her?"
"he must be the King." (How do you know that?) "He hasnt got **** all over him"'t and of Course...... "Don't Like her? Whats wrong with her? She's rich, she's beautiful.... she has HUUUUGGGGEEEEEE..... Tracts of land!" |
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shut the f%ck up donnie youre outta your element!
the big lebowski |
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Schindler's List" "I could have done more."  Oh yes...
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"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later"
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"The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing."
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Snatch: Getaway driver? What the f*** can he get away from?
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Nobody puts baby in the corner......Dirty Dancing
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The Crow
"I feel like a little worm on a bug f*ckin'hook!" Ocean's Eleven "Smash and Grab huh?" "slightly more complicated than that." "Well, yeah..." |
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