terminator : i'll be back

" say hello to my little friend "

Bad Santa

Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.

Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.

Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...

Willie: Fornicate?

Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?

Willie: Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.

Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...

Marcus: If we what?

Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.

Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this sh1t.

Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?

Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little mother****ers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and **** like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?

Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.

Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'

Marcus: Who the hell is us people?

Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.

Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.

[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]

Willie: You're pathetic.

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Willie: "Don't f*** with my beard."
The Kid (Brett Kelly): "It's not real."
Willie: "No sh**. Well, it was real. But, you see, I got sick and all the hair fell out. SO I have to wear this bleepin' thing."
The Kid: "How'd you get sick?"
Willie: "I loved a woman who wasn't clean."
The Kid: "Mrs. Santa?"
Willie: "No, it was her sister."

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Ntl. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Clark Griswold

".... and when Santa squeezes his fat white a&& down that chimney, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of A-holes this side of the nuthouse....Hallelujah, Holy Sh**. Where's the aspirin?"

borat
'i like-a you, like sex. its NIce'

Ever since i could remember i always wanted to be a gangster - Goodfellas

" where's my truck?
"oh there it is."
Twister

BADGES,BADGES, WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES - Blazing saddles

Leonardo da Vinci: "A life without love is no life at all."
-Ever After

Madgirl - excellent, love that movie.

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." - Dirty Dancing.

From 3:10 To Yuma: "They had a lot of weapons, Mister - and they were shootin' bullets"

Russell Crowe was amazing in that movie! If u haven't seen it, u have to!!

MICKEY KNOX: HEY JACK MICKEY'S BACK!!!!

Put your faith in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me.

WARDEN SAMUEL NORTON - Shawshank Redemption

capt jack sparrow: but why is the rum gone

no more yanky my wanky..the donga needs food --- sixteen candles

cpt. jack sparrow: SAVVY?

i see you shiver with antici..............patience---rocky horror picture show

*in my best fake spanish accent* hello! my name is indigo montoya, you killd my father. prepare to die!

princess bride.

fallen i love that one! LOL

"but why is the rum gone?"

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.