Tombstone ~~" I'm your huckleberry"~~

Madagascar..

Julien: "Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? Here, give me a nibble."



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I love that part of the movie!

Nobody puts Baby in a corner! (Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing)

The things you own end up owning you.

What is a bite on the butt amongst friends?

did I say I loved Madagascar?

Major Payne:I'll shove my foot so far up your @$$ the water off my knee will quench your thirst!

Dazed & Confused:That's what i like about highschool girls,i get older and they stay the same age

Lone Star State Of Mind:Girl you've got a behind on you that looks like 2 finely packed 5 lb bags of sugar and wouldn't you know it,i've got me a sweet tooth

Julien: "I did it! Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked! I am very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on. Time to robot. I am very clever king. I am super genius. I am robot king of the monkey things. Compute, compute."

from the shining...
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S Johnie"
and...
"Redrum"

oh and one more,
"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy"

hahahha omg! I love that movie. That made me crack up.
remember these:
"ALL HAIL THE NEW YORK GIANTS"
"THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF PANSIES. C'MON EVERYBODY LETS GO MEET THE PANSIES"
"SHHH...BE QUIET EVERYBODY, SHHH WHO IS THAT MAKING THAT NOISE...OH ITS ME AGAIN"

Carl: Damn it

Van Helsing: You cursed, not a very good one mind you. You're a monk and you shouldnt curse.

Carl: Actually I'm just a firar so I can curse all I want damn it.

Van Helsing

"SPARTANS ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST, BECAUSE TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL."- Gerard Butler as King Leonidis in 300

Happy Feet!!

Ramón: You know, chica chica boom boom.
Mumble: You are not interested in chicas?
Raul: You kidding?
Ramón: Without us, the chicas got no boom!

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Taledega Nights

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"

"Chip i'm gonna be on you like a spider monkey"

"you're gonna break us like wild horses aren't you?"

"Shake and Bake!"

"oh yeah,that just happened!"

Dukes of Hazard (newest one)


Bo-"I think you got the wires backwards"
Sheeve-"it's chinese fuse"
Bo-"I know but i'm saying they're backwards from the way they're supposed to be"
Sheeve -"have you ever been to China?"
Bo - "i've ate chinese food"
Sheeve-"well you don't blow up Mu-Shu Pork my friend

Bo-"I dated a Korean girl in highschool"
Sheeve-"that is a totally different country,get an education!"

Losing everything was freedom.

Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb





Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: (Sellers) Colonel, Colonel, I must know what you think has been going on here.

Col. "Bat" Guano: (Keenan Wynn) You wanna know what I think?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes.

Col. "Bat" Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think general Ripper found out about your preversion, and you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.
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(Slim Pickens with a southern twang...)
Maj. T.J. "King" Kong:

Survival kit contents check.

In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.



Gen. Jack D. Ripper: (Sterling Hayden)

I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.



Gen. "Buck" Turgidson: (George C. Scott)
Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap!



Irritated when informed of the orders for Wing attack Plan R (R for Romeo [Ripper's attack is correlated to a famous male lover]), Major Kong questions whether his crew is playing a practical joke and disdains the order: "How many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsin' around on the airplane?...Well I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones." Kong insists that the message and code be confirmed, muttering to himself: "there's just gotta be somethin' wrong." The bombadier suspects that the top secret order may be "some kind of loyalty test." After examining the code book, the decoded message, and legitimate confirmation from the base is received by Goldberg, Kong declares that they have indeed received Plan R:

"Ain't nobody ever got the Go code yet. And old Ripper wouldn't be giving us plan R unless them Russkies had already clobbered Washington and a lot of other towns with a sneak attack."

Kong dons his ten-gallon hat and solemnly announces to his crew, as the soundtrack plays a snare-drum accentuated theme song: "When Johnny Comes Marching Home":

Well, boys, I reckon this is it. Nuclear (pronounced 'nookular') combat, toe-to-toe with the Rooskies.

Over the intercom, Kong delivers a memorable, patriotic speech to his men - a parody of the totally-loyal American sent on a glory mission:

Now look, boys. I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches. But I got a pretty fair idea that somethin' doggoned important's going on back there. And I got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human beins if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelings about nuclear combat. But I want you to remember one thing - the folks back home is a countin' on ya, and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. Tell ya somethin' else - this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions an' personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for every last one of ya, regardless of your race, color, or your creed. Now, let's get this thing on the hump. We got some flyin' to do.

and finally...

Maj. T.J. "King" Kong:

Desperately trying to get to a target which will annihilate the world, the plane limping on one engine and fuel running out to the last drop...

"Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"



Buck Tugidson: The duty officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact the he had issued the go code and he said, Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them, otherwise we will be totally destroyed by red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, fourteen hundred megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all. Then he hung up. We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.



Buck Turgidson: Mr. President, if I may speak freely, the Russkie talks big, but frankly, we think he's short of know how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boys. And that's not meant as an insult, Mr. Ambassador, I mean, you take your average Russkie, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, lookit look at all them them Nazis killed off and they still wouldn't quit. ... If the pilot's good, see. I mean, if he's really... sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane, like a '52, vroom! There's jet exhaust, flyin' chickens in the barnyard!


Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

DeSadeski: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

Strangelove: Thank you, sir.



OMG

LMFAO

Hey, you remind me of a man.
What man?
Man with the power.
What power?
Power of hoodoo.
Hoodoo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of a man...


Labyrinth....

Talledega Nights - Grace

* Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you Jésus…we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or T.R., as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin’ wife, Carley, who is a stone cold fox (Cal: MMMMM!), who if you would rate her ass on 100 it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, Who’s got my back no matter what (Cal: Shake and Bake)

* Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also like to thank you for my wife’s father Chip, we hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.

* Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus...

* Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

* Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

* Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money

* Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We’d just like to thank you for all the races I’ve won and the $21.2 million, LOVE THAT MONEY! That I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde’s release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen

* Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors...

* Hang on, Baby Jesus, this is gon' get bumpy!

* I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too." I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

* I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin’ lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…

* I like to think of Jesus like a muscular trapeze artist.

* I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy."

* Dad, you made that grace your b1tch.

* I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai.

* Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape**** on your ass!

* I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!

* Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk!

* Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

* I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!

* Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?

* Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

* Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!


Ricky: Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus...

Carley: Um, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off-puttin' to pray to a baby.

Ricky: Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Dumb and dumber

"If I know her the way i think i do she'll invite us right in for tea and scrumpets!"