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um where the hell is this post going? It's your class, you tell us.... |
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somebody just came to eat his lunch
others are blowin shiyt up with hot cd's and I'm not here. And the cat ate the homework   
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I'll take the greasy Sausage and a Cerveza por flavor!
Only the Cerveza sounded right in this sentance. |
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400 and some veiws in almost a half hour gotta love it
yeah my class but we haven't made it threw roll call to start sex ed yet |
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400 and some veiws in almost a half hour gotta love it yeah my class but we haven't made it threw roll call to start sex ed yet That's cool, sex ed was always a blow off class (no pun intended). |
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Edited by
UWannaBSpontaneous
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Mon 12/17/07 10:53 PM
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Class?, I thought this was just test manuers!
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400 and some veiws in almost a half hour gotta love it yeah my class but we haven't made it threw roll call to start sex ed yet But since this is sex ed... what's a good slang term for ovaries? Chick nuts? I could never figure that out... |
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Maybe "Eggs in a Box"
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my chick nuts itch
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my chick nuts itch
If you're in Vegas, i'm your star pupil! |
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First time I've ever wanted to be a nut scratcher! Wow! There really is a first time for everything!
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Edited by
UWannaBSpontaneous
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Mon 12/17/07 11:01 PM
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Speaking of ovaries. Why don't we ever hear the expression, "Grab life by the Ovaries"? It's always Grab life by the balls!
I have thoughts like this frequently when not on medication! |
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Edited by
Bilko
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Mon 12/17/07 11:02 PM
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my chick nuts itch
If you're in Vegas, i'm your star pupil! Wait a minute, i'd have to go elbow deep to pull that off. That's a little too ambitious - even for me. |
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Edited by
duckiegiggles
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Mon 12/17/07 11:03 PM
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 sorry holes not that big and if it was id sew it up myself!
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sorry holes not that big and if it was id sew it up myself!
That's a relief, i was starting to worry that you might be some kind of guiness world record holder for champagne bottles - and I'm not hung like 2 cambell's soup cans... so i guess this can go on for another minute. |
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just a minute huh?
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gotta use the right digit with the right touch, there young buck.
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me for a short while
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I found this report related to said Ovaries:
On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't ****ing think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again." The Chuck is Tough! |
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