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Mon 12/17/07 11:42 PM
If you do kiss her, make it in the middle of the date. I think that's awesome. Better yet - do it in the beggining. No akwardness, everybody knows where it's going - and you don't have to spring for dinner if she slaps you.

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Mon 12/17/07 11:21 PM

Dude! I'll be at the bar down the street if you wanna have a few beers and pick up chicks! drinker First rounds on me.drinker

Maybe the instructor would care for a drink as well. drinker


I don't know dude, the chuck norris thing freaked some people out i think.

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Mon 12/17/07 11:13 PM
Edited by Bilko on Mon 12/17/07 11:13 PM

just a minute huh?


Yeah, i'm a bad apple - even though i was late for class, i'm going to ditch.

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Mon 12/17/07 11:06 PM

noway sorry holes not that big and if it was id sew it up myself!


That's a relief, i was starting to worry that you might be some kind of guiness world record holder for champagne bottles - and I'm not hung like 2 cambell's soup cans... so i guess this can go on for another minute.

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Mon 12/17/07 11:01 PM
Edited by Bilko on Mon 12/17/07 11:02 PM


my chick nuts itchlaugh laugh laugh laugh


If you're in Vegas, i'm your star pupil!



Wait a minute, i'd have to go elbow deep to pull that off. That's a little too ambitious - even for me.

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Mon 12/17/07 10:57 PM

my chick nuts itchlaugh laugh laugh laugh


If you're in Vegas, i'm your star pupil!

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Mon 12/17/07 10:53 PM

400 and some veiws in almost a half hour gotta love it


yeah my class but we haven't made it threw roll call to start sex ed yet


But since this is sex ed... what's a good slang term for ovaries? Chick nuts? I could never figure that out...

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Mon 12/17/07 10:51 PM

400 and some veiws in almost a half hour gotta love it


yeah my class but we haven't made it threw roll call to start sex ed yet


That's cool, sex ed was always a blow off class (no pun intended).

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Mon 12/17/07 10:47 PM

um where the hell is this post going?


It's your class, you tell us....

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Mon 12/17/07 10:46 PM

scrambled eggs and sausage on white, perhaps?bigsmile


No sausage thank you. NO SAUSAGE!!!

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Mon 12/17/07 10:44 PM
Dude! They're squeaky! I'm not that filthy. I do need a sandwich though.

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Mon 12/17/07 10:41 PM
Thank God! What did I miss? A bunch of usless bable about the mudane and unconsequential i hope?

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Mon 12/17/07 10:36 PM
I was doing my homework, and i fell asleep. But i had the weirdest dream about a dozen midgets, fabergé eggs, roger clemens and mickey mantle's bat. I woke up in a cold sweat, and had to rub one out to shake off the dream. Sorry, it won't happen again, i promise!

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Mon 12/17/07 10:26 PM
Here! Am i late for class? What are we learning about tonight kids?